The Stud's Admission - (On account of his best friend, the push backing, being mad at him)
My best friend
Is angry with me
I think I know why
I was talking to her dreaded enemies
Sheila and Kylie O'Hoope
I know she doesn't like them
But I couldn't help it
Hoops are so pretty
But that's not why she'd mad
The hoops were wearing
matching gold dresses
accentuating
their curved bodies
But that's not why she's mad
Their dresses were glittering
The light catching them
In the most flattering way
I was dazzled
Bewitched
Enchanted
So when Kylie made an insulting joke
About my sister, my best friend, my very own,
I laughed
And nodded
That's why she's mad
I want to make it up to her
Because she's never left me
Even in times of trouble
Without her, I am useless
Vulnerable
She's the Bert to my Ernie
The Laurel to my Hardy
The cheese to my sandwich
The duster to my chalkboard
The Santa to my Christmas
And she's always
had my back
Didn't know those things were called 'push backing'... She has always had my back... Nice. Very fun, as usual!
ReplyDeleteI didn't know either! Guess that's what google baba is for! ;)
ReplyDeleteGlad you like it!
you have a gift and thank you for sharing it. love this quirky poem and all others as well. keep them coming!
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